The Amazing F Word

The word F*ck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'f*ck'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, 'f*ck' falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'f*ck'.


Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

Fraud: "I got f*cked by the car dealer."

Resignation: "Oh, f*ck it!"

Trouble: "I guess I'm f*cked now."

Aggression: "F*CK YOU!"

Disgust: "F*ck me."

Confusion: "What the f*ck.......?"

Difficulty: "I don't understand this f*cking business!"

Despair: "F*cked again..."

Pleasure: "I couldn't be f*cking happier."

Displeasure: "What the f*ck is going on here?"

Lost: "Where the f*ck are we."

Disbelief: "UNF*CKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation: "Up your f*cking ass!"

Denial: "I didn't f*cking do it."

Perplexity: "I know f*ck all about it."

Apathy: "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"

Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"

Suspicion: "Who the f*ck are you?"

Panic : "Let's get the f*ck out of here."

Directions: "F*ck off."

Disbelief: "How the f*ck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a f*cking asshole."

It can be used to tell time: "It's five f*cking thirty."

It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this f*cking job?"

It can be maternal: "Mother f*cker."

It can be political: "F*ck Al Gore!"


It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the f*ck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real f*cking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna f*cking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to f*cking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the f*cking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What f*cking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so f*cking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the f*ck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"F*ck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its f*cking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna f*cking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered f*cking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy